moriarty:

awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ROBERT

ribbonbomb:

“baby” i say in reference to a character who can kill without a second thought

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Fonte: paulbearer)

tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

shadesilverwing:

“_____ liked your post”

“_____ reblogged your post”

jeffersonshatt:

can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second

because i just

cannot

sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home

chankroyd:

Every artist has a weak point.

My weak point is art.

unimodus:

heir-of-breasts:

half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot

i’m crying it’s true

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

morristibbs:

ok but how fucked up is togami tho

“ew a dead body haha i know what i should do i should crucify it for fun haha thatll make those shits have a great investigation hahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaha i am byakuya togami”

(Fonte: shsluckomaeda)